<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6642847</id><updated>2011-04-21T16:30:53.877-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Tard's Blog</title><subtitle type='html'>This is where Joey has a BLOG</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joeythetard.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6642847/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joeythetard.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Joey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18080649778270175058</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6642847.post-108034905682869677</id><published>2004-03-26T19:50:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-03-26T20:01:58.310-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Joey is Mad&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img34.photobucket.com/albums/v104/JoeytheTard/madjoey.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joey saw on the COUNTER that somebody came and saw Joeys BLOG. So Joey went and checked his EMAIL and they wrote and said bad stuff about Joey. Nobody likes Joey. Bad man Joey wishes he knew where you are, and if Joey had a big blender and you were Patrick Swayze, Joey would do this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img34.photobucket.com/albums/v104/JoeytheTard/blenda.gif"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From now on only nice people type to Joey at JoeytheTard@retardsrule.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6642847-108034905682869677?l=joeythetard.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6642847/posts/default/108034905682869677'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6642847/posts/default/108034905682869677'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joeythetard.blogspot.com/2004_03_01_archive.html#108034905682869677' title=''/><author><name>Joey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18080649778270175058</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6642847.post-108030925403888158</id><published>2004-03-26T08:41:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-03-26T08:57:43.796-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Hi everybody. This is Joey's BLOG. I am Joey. BLOG is a funny word. Joey thought it was a bad word, so Joey said it quiet in front of Mom, and she didn't do anything, so it must be OK.  Joey's brother made his BLOG so Joey has a place on the internet. He says to tell people all about joey.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is Joey&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img34.photobucket.com/albums/v104/JoeytheTard/Joey.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joey is big and strong, and wants to be a SUMO. SUMOs are big like Joey, but they have money and people like them. This is what would happen if Patrick Swayze came up and kicked SUMO Joey in the head:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img34.photobucket.com/albums/v104/JoeytheTard/tardstrength2.gif"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joey draws pictures with the computer and Joeys brother makes em move funny like that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joey is good with numbers and likes to play Poker. Joey plays with play money, and is pretty good, but always looses all the play money.   If you play poker maybe you saw Joey play.  Joey is called JoeytheTard online cause I'm Joey and retarded.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you want to talk to Joey, You can EMAIL Joey at JoeytheTard@retardsrule.com.  Joeys Brother says don't send pictures or stuff just type and say Hi.  Don't be mean to Joey cause lots of people are mean to Joey, and its not funny.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6642847-108030925403888158?l=joeythetard.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6642847/posts/default/108030925403888158'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6642847/posts/default/108030925403888158'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joeythetard.blogspot.com/2004_03_01_archive.html#108030925403888158' title=''/><author><name>Joey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18080649778270175058</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>
